Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

Let's have a laugh for a while.

Here's some of proofs for God's Existence. Just click this link for the complete list. Click also here for the proof of afterlife. LOL

# ARGUMENT FROM OFFENSE
(1) God exists.
(2) [Atheist makes counterarguments.]
(3) You know what? I am offended.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

# ARGUMENT FROM PRAYER (I)
(1) God exists.
(2) [Atheist makes counterarguments.]
(3) You have my prayers.

# ARGUMENT FROM AGNOSTICISM
(1) I don't know and you don't know either.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

# ARGUMENT FROM LOVE
(1) Have you ever fallen in love?
(2) [Of course!!]
(3) So what is the cause of love? Isn't it God? Am I right or not?
(4) Therefore, God exists.

# ARGUMENT FROM IDENTITY (PC ARGUMENT)
(1) Believing in God is a central part of my identity.
(2) You don't mean to deny my identity do you?
(3) Therefore, God exists.

# ARGUMENT FROM FORMATTING
(1) Behold, foolish atheists, I present you with an incontrovertible proof of the existence of God.
(2) [Christian posts 10,000 word document without a single paragraph break.]
(3) [Atheist's eyes implode.]
(4) I see that nobody can refute (2).
(5) Therefore, God exists.

# ARGUMENT FROM NON-CONFRONTATION
(1) I am not here to argue with you atheists.
(2) But come on, God obviously exists.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

# ARGUMENT FROM EXODUS
(1) If the Exodus story has any basis in historical fact, then God exists.
(2) Some guy found some chariot wheels at the bottom of the Red Sea.
(3) There is absolutely no other way that chariots could get to the bottom of the Red Sea.
(4) This means the Exodus story is true.
(5) Therefore, God exists.

3 comments:

No Guy in the Sky said...

# ARGUMENT FROM FORMATTING
(1) Behold, foolish atheists, I present you with an incontrovertible proof of the existence of God.
(2) [Christian posts 10,000 word document without a single paragraph break.]
(3) [Atheist's eyes implode.]

This one is the best. I get this all the time.

Literally my eyes implode. Lucky for me they grow back. Recently a Christian debating that Hitler was not Christian wanted me to read a 1760 page document. lol

This could be a new Religious strategy to keep us from posting.

Discreet Infidel said...

Yeah, I have encountered that kind of tactic. The theist guy showed me "scientific" proofs for the existence of heaven/afterlife. It was so long and science-cy and complicated that I dint even bother to finish reading and reply. Tsk. It is kinda effective in their part. Although I dint reply, I (and he too) knows that he avoided some of my important questions.

Discreet Infidel said...

I think Richard Dawkins have a term for this in his book. I forgot...

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